Manny Pacquiao facts: a congratulatory post

I thought of honoring Manny Pacquiao for his recent win against Mosley (I didn't watch the fight – I know the result as early as the fight was first announced months ago) by sharing these facts* about him. Hehehehe. Katuwaan lang naman.

• Manny Pacquiao can talk about Fight Club.
• Manny Pacquiao can divide by zero.
• Manny Pacquiao doesn't cut his grass -- he stares at it and dares it to grow.
• When Manny Pacquiao goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
• When Manny Pacquiao is peeing against the wind, the wind gets wet.
• If you ever tried to tell Manny Pacquiao to go to hell, the Devil would silence you before you finished the sentence.
• Manny Pacquiao doesn't have nightmares. Nightmares have Manny Pacquiaos.
• When Manny Pacquiao cuts onions, the onions cry.
• Manny Pacquiao can un-scramble an egg.
• Popeye eats spinach and throws the can away. Manny Pacquiao throws the spinach away and eats the can.
• When Manny Pacquiao does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up....he's pushing the world down.
• Manny Pacquiao doesn't drink honey, he chews bees.
• The Boogieman checks his closet for Manny Pacquiao.
• If Manny Pacquiao was Spartan in the movie "300", the movie would be called "1".

And finally…

• Manny Pacquiao sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Manny Pacquiao.

The dinosaurs once laughed at Manny.... :-)

*Thanks to http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/.