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Adapexin Will Help You Lose 10 Pounds in 28 Days...Guaranteed.

Now, I saw that ad in one of the Google ads in my e-mail. I even checked adapexin reviews just to see the details. With that rate, I'll have my target weight loss in about 3 months! Hehehe. But for some reason, I don't want to take that shortcut. I still want to experience workout and exercise... the healthy diet... the occasional craving for fatty food... and carbs... the whole shebang of losing weight the traditional way. Hehehe. (As if kakayanin ko no?)

But I guess I really have to try now, because I'm getting old already. I need to watch out for my health now. I don't want to reach that point where I'd be telling myself: "I should have availed of that gym membership offered by my friend!"

Losing weight, losing faith*

I entered another bet with no other than our Mordsith. Yeah, you know her, right? Maybe she's just trying to make me feel better by saying she also needs to lose weight (because I know she doesn't have to). But somehow, I feel like this is another bet I'll definitely lose. Again. Hehehe.

Ibigay ko na lang kaya sa kanya yung pustahan namin? Hehehe. We'll have our weigh in sometime next week. By then, I should be able to purchase biotin supplements. Wait, does that really have anything to do with weight loss? Oh well. We'll see.

*Hehehe, not spiritual faith! You know, the typical faith/hope thing.

You (REALLY) need to lose weight when you start to argue like this

3. My sister cooks delicious dishes... how can I say no?

I frequently tell my sister, "Hey, I don't want to eat, but if you keep on 'enabling' me, how can I fight this problem?" Really, is that my problem? The only way I can avoid my sister's cooking is if I eat outside (Mcdo, Jollibee, KFC, etc.) -- and the choices aren't that healthy anyway. So, again, it's not a question of how disciplined I am; there are just too many "enablers' around me.

2. My metabolism is not burning enough fat for me.

What can I do? It's my physique. It's not that I am not doing my share to get in 'shape'... it's how I have evolved as a homo sapien sapien. It made me "unfit" to burn those unwanted fats. I seldom eat, I frequently exercise, and I even do yoga (for effin's sake!), but still, I keep on gaining weight. If evolution is survival of the fittest, then I am resigned to the belief that I am not about to evolve anytime soon.

FU, Darwin! (...and not just because of this weight-gain concern.)

This is what I should do: 300 sit-ups when I wake up, 300 before
I sleep, 1-hour cardio everyday, 1 cup of rice for the whole day,
water therapy, 1 hour yoga daily,  no more Coke. If I am still
alive after 1 week, you'll hear from me.

1. The laundry shop "shrinks" my clothes.

After much reflection, I just realized I don't need any diet and exercise regime. I mean, I think I'm fit. It's just that, the laundry shop is using poor quality soap! I noticed lately that because of their soap (or whatever you call the chemical they are using), my pants, shirts, and shorts are all shrinking. My brother and sister say their clothes are OK, so , I guess, in addition to poor quality soap, the laundry service is discriminating against me -- they are using the poor quality soap to my clothes only! That's preposterous, yeah?! I'll sue them later.

:p