CTRL+ALT+DEL

I think KG or Mordsith has already posted something like this. But since I like copying other people's work (because I really lack originality and creativeness), I decided I'd make a similar post here. Or ask the same question.

The question is, If you can have one "keyboard shortcut superpower", what would it be?

Best feature of Windows OS, I guess, is the CTRL+ALT+DEL shortcut.

My initial answer to this question when I was asked by a former colleague was CTRL+ALT+DEL. Why? I just want to have that power to close or shutdown any "operation or processes" happening within me anytime I wish to even if it goes against my system. I know this sounds a little vague but I think I cannot elaborate on this further. Yet.

But then I realize, I want to travel to as many places as I can while I still can. (Hi, KG!) Right now, I want to go to places in the Asian region, to the Pacific region, and of course, in the European countries.

So, with that, I want... CTRL+G! :-)

(Yeah, this is pretty much a nonsense post just like my previous posts... I just don't know how to write the topic that I really wanted to write.)

Araw ng Kalayaan

E sa gusto ko sa Google page ko kunin ang larawan eh!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan sa iyo, Inang Bayan.

[PS: Malaya ka na nga ba?]

You (REALLY) need to lose weight when you start to argue like this

3. My sister cooks delicious dishes... how can I say no?

I frequently tell my sister, "Hey, I don't want to eat, but if you keep on 'enabling' me, how can I fight this problem?" Really, is that my problem? The only way I can avoid my sister's cooking is if I eat outside (Mcdo, Jollibee, KFC, etc.) -- and the choices aren't that healthy anyway. So, again, it's not a question of how disciplined I am; there are just too many "enablers' around me.

2. My metabolism is not burning enough fat for me.

What can I do? It's my physique. It's not that I am not doing my share to get in 'shape'... it's how I have evolved as a homo sapien sapien. It made me "unfit" to burn those unwanted fats. I seldom eat, I frequently exercise, and I even do yoga (for effin's sake!), but still, I keep on gaining weight. If evolution is survival of the fittest, then I am resigned to the belief that I am not about to evolve anytime soon.

FU, Darwin! (...and not just because of this weight-gain concern.)

This is what I should do: 300 sit-ups when I wake up, 300 before
I sleep, 1-hour cardio everyday, 1 cup of rice for the whole day,
water therapy, 1 hour yoga daily,  no more Coke. If I am still
alive after 1 week, you'll hear from me.

1. The laundry shop "shrinks" my clothes.

After much reflection, I just realized I don't need any diet and exercise regime. I mean, I think I'm fit. It's just that, the laundry shop is using poor quality soap! I noticed lately that because of their soap (or whatever you call the chemical they are using), my pants, shirts, and shorts are all shrinking. My brother and sister say their clothes are OK, so , I guess, in addition to poor quality soap, the laundry service is discriminating against me -- they are using the poor quality soap to my clothes only! That's preposterous, yeah?! I'll sue them later.

:p