I'm Getting Married

Well, that was the plan crafted by my two evil siblings the other night. And you know what, save for one important detail, I almost believe it's really going to happen. They made a list of songs, guests (GMA is actually in the list), reception, basically everything you need for the wedding. And my geeky bro (who plays with transistors, capacitors, and circuit boards during his free time -- and plays guitar, too) recorded a musical piece with all the instruments being played by him -- keyboard, guitar, and drums; the vocal part was recorded by my sister. How did  he do that? The bro downloaded an emulator-kind of software, then, he used the PC keyboard as, well, keyboard and drum set. He has a fine guitar. He played and recorded the instruments separately, then, the vocals, then mixed them after that. The result is so beauuuutifful!

I think they were able to cover almost everything except for one thing: Jessica Alba's "Yes, I want to marry you" part. If anyone can help me contact her, please tell her a wedding plan is already in place.

PS: As per the wedding planners (my evil siblings), Ensabahnur, PJVP, The Banana Man, and TheHusband are supposed to render a BSB dance/song performance. You have to watch out for that!

Gordon, Dick

Amnesty (from the Greek amnestia, oblivion) is a legislative or executive act by which a state restores those who may have been guilty of an offense against it to the positions of innocent persons. It includes more than pardon, in as much as it obliterates all legal remembrance of the offense.

Amnesty to the Abu Sayyaf kids is being proposed by Sen. Dick Gordon. (Read more about it here: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view/20090715-215499/Amnesty-urged-for-Abu-Sayyaf-kidnappers.) He really is such a… Gordon. Abu Sayyaf has been involved with kidnapping, beheading, arson, murder, etc. How can a lawmaker even consider giving them an amnesty? (Again, please refer to the definition above -- from Wikipedia, by the way, so, I am not sure how accurate the definition is.)

(Sometimes, I really can't figure out the difference between a terrorist, politician, and idiot.)

Goodbye, 1101

Finally, we were able to move in to our new place. We don’t have much stuff/equipment/appliances but for some reason, it took us four back-and-forth trips using our neighbor’s FX to transfer everything to the new place. Well, good thing is, it’s all over.

Last Sunday, we spent the night just chatting about our experiences from our old place in QC. We lived there for a decade. Yes, a decade… a decade worth of memories –- proximity to Sarah’s (some of you are probably aware how important this place is especially to students like I once was), UP Acad Oval, the infamous UP Lagoon and Sunken Garden, Dencio’s at Capitol Hills, and so many good places... and good memories. I am happy with the new place that we have now. It’s closer to our (mine, my sibs’) offices and closer to malls (woohoo!). But I have to admit: the hassle of moving your things is something you won’t really like. We needed to disassemble computer tables (we have two), pack dozens of books and CDs/DVDs, untangle wirings. And  believe it or not, common household tools are not enough; we had to borrow more complicated power tools and hardware from our neighbor! OK, that’s an exaggeration, but it was really, really so tiring.

But again, as I’ve mentioned already, it’s all over. Oh, and yesterday, my brother bought a two-meter cable for the TV antenna, and when we hooked it up to the existing antenna line, we were so surprised the line is cable TV ready -- as in. Haha! (I’m not just sure if they are going to disconnect it anytime soon. I really hope they won’t.)

(By the way, we don’t have Internet connection yet, that’s why I am not so Web-active lately. :-) )

Angels on a Pin: A Modern Parable

And I thought I am a physics genius! Hehehe.

Angels on a Pin: A Modern Parable
by Alexander Callandra
Saturday Review, Dec 21, 1968

Some time ago I received a call from a colleague who asked if I would be the referee on the grading of an examination question. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed he should receive a perfect score and would if the system were not set up against the student: The instructor and the student agreed to submit this to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.

I went to my colleague's office and read the examination question: "Show how it is possible to determine the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer."

The student had answered: "Take a barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it, lower the barometer to the street and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building."

I pointed out that the student really had a strong case for full credit since he had answered the question completely and correctly. On the other hand, if full credit was given, it could well contribute to a high grade for the student in his physics course. A high grade is supposed to certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this. I suggested that the student have another try at answering the question I was not surprised that my colleague agreed, but I was surprised that the student did.

I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics. At the end of five minutes, he had not written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said no. He had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute he dashed off his answer which read:

"Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop that barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch. Then using the formula S = ½at², calculate the height of the building.

At this point I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded, and I gave the student almost full credit.

In leaving my colleague's office, I recalled that the student had said he had many other answers to the problem, so I asked him what they were. "Oh yes," said the student. "There are a great many ways of getting the height of a tall building with a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer and the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building and by the use of a simple proportion, determine the height of the building."

"Fine," I asked. "And the others?"

"Yes," said the student. "There is a very basic measurement method that you will like. In this method you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and this will give you the height of the building in barometer units. A very direct method."

"Of course, if you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of 'g' at the street level and at the top of the building. From the difference of the two values of `g' the height of the building can be
calculated."

Finally, he concluded, there are many other ways of solving the problem. "Probably the best," he said, "is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent's door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: "Mr. Superintendent, here I have a fine barometer. If you tell me the height of this building, I will give you this barometer."

At this point I asked the student if he really did know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to teach him how to think, using the "scientific method," and to explore the deep inner logic of the subject in a pedantic way, as is often done in the new mathematics, rather than teaching him the structure of the subject. With this in mind, he decided to revive scholasticism as an academic lark to challenge the Sputnik-panicked classrooms of America.

Have a happy week ahead, guys!

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NO TO CONASS!

ConAss is outright stupid. Anyone who have seen these congressmen debate or argue a cause knows how dangerous -- and again, stupid -- it would be to allow them to meddle with our Constitution. It is stupid enough that we allow them to sit in Batasang Pambansa and give them the power to legislate... it would be too much if we allow them to amend the Constitution -- the only guardian that we have against more stupid laws.

ConAss is self-serving. How can the proponents of HR 1109 argue otherwise? If the Constitution needs revision, let it be handled by a Constitutional Convention... and let that happen after the 2010 elections.

If you are against this move, let's speak out. We bloggers have proven not just once that we can make a difference. This is another avenue for us to help our country.

Wondering if your congressman voted for the HB?

List of congressmen who voted for con-ass
POSTSCRIPT By Federico D. Pascual Jr. Updated June 09, 2009 12:00 AM

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Wanted: Partners for a Multi-million Dollar Business Venture

Now, guys, if you want to be a partner in this business consortium that we are about to start (see below for details), please e-mail me the following information:

• Online Bank Account (please specify bank, username, and password)
  
• Paypal Account (username and password)
  

(PS: Please contact me if you are not comfortable with my partner, John Mukhabe -- I have another Nigerian business partner who can help us. *wink, wink*)

Happy weekend everyone!

From: John Mukhabe
178 Jason Moyo Layouts
Harare-Zimbabwe

Dear Sir,

I got your contact information from a reputable business/professional directory of your country which gives me assurance of your legibility as a business person.

My name is John Mukhabe a citizen of Zimbabwe and a financial consultant. I represent the interest of a client, an investor whom as a result of the sensitive nature of the position he occupies under the present government in Zimbabwe, coupled with the recent political and economic developments in my country wishes to relocate his funds abroad and secure it from inflation through investment.

I am making this contact with you on the strength of this my client s need  for  an individual such as you, who will be willing to receive money on his behalf abroad, and then invest this money for making profit in accordance with the foreign direct investment regulations in your country.Your role as a partner will be to devise the necessary business plan based on your knowledge of the domestic economy in your country. To oversee the day to day management of the business that will be established there in your country with this capital (U.S$10,500,000).

The establishment of this joint business venture with the above mentioned fund will be carried out in a manner consistent with the prevailing international laws and that of your country guiding such an investment.In the event that you are willing to work with me on this project as a partner, provide me with your direct telephone and fax numbers for further detail.

Best regards
John Mukhabe

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Are You Happy Enough to Win PHP200,000?

If you are updated with what is happening around us -- Alec Baldwin and mail-order brides, Erap and his plan for reelection, De Castro being the top contender in 2010, Lacson and Villar word war, noodles scam, etc (visit my favorite site ) -- and you can still be happy after that, a PHP200,000 tax-free cash prize can be yours.

Cebuana Lhuillier launched this contest called “Search for the Happiest Pinoy” in celebration of its anniversary of something. The mechanics is fairly simple: if you are “constantly cheerful, optimistic, has the ability to rise above life’s challenges, and has a positive impact on other people’s lives,” then you are qualified for this contest. Well, I have to admit, it’s more complicated than just saying that. I mean, how do you exactly quantify happiness, right? Well, the people responsible for this have these specific steps/procedures/mechanics:

• A 50-sentence essay is required for each nomination, describing the life story of the nominee, exceptional traits or character, what makes him or her constantly cheerful and optimistic, events in his or her life that demonstrated inner strength and resilience, and how the person made a positive impact on the lives of those around him or her.
• A screening committee will select the top 20 from all entries received by September 15.
• A selection committee and board of judges will then choose the top five finalists for interview.
• The “Happiest Pinoy” will be named and awarded P200,000 plus a plaque on September 30.
• The four runners-up will each receive P25,000 and a plaque.

So, there. Guys, I know one of you in my sidebars is super qualified to join. And I am sure the 50-sentence essay can easily be done. If you are interested, forms can be obtained from Lhuillier branches nationwide, or downloaded from its website, www.happiest-pinoy.com. Oh, sorry, you cannot nominate yourself. People nominating themselves will automatically be disqualified. Hehehe. So, ask another happy friend to nominate you, and return the favor. :-)

And by the way, this is not a paid post; but if Cebuana Lhuillier people are reading this, I don't mind receiving a percentage of the prize -- Paypal remittance will do. Nyahaha! :-)