22 March 2010

Are you afraid of being touched?

Hey! Not "that" touch touched! There is this phobia called haphephobia, or the morbid fear of being touched. And that is what I am referring to. Anyway, Merriam-Webster came out with a list of unusual phobias. There are 10 of them but only 3 made my day. I just want to share them with you.



The first one is ergophobia. What it is? Its a fear of or aversion to work. Hehehe. I wonder if Juan Tamad was born with this phobia. I can only assume that since the list actually came from a reputable institution (Merriam-Webster), then, it is a legitimate and scientific one. I wonder if there are any doctors around who'd make this diagnosis on me so I can file a leave of absence from work...

Dear Boss,

Can't work today, experiencing ergophobia since yesterday. Please see attached medical certificate from my physician.

Regards,
Eks

http://www.merriam-webster.com/top-ten-lists/be-very-afraid/ergophobia.html

The next one is taphephobia. Do you guys have any idea what this is? After I give you the description of this phobia, you'll realize how stupid this phobia is. Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive. Hehehe. Who in this world is not afraid of being buried alive?!?! :-)

Word history: The Greek word taphē means burial or grave. Bonus points: You can see the same Greek root in the English word epitaph (an inscription on a tomb).

http://www.merriam-webster.com/top-ten-lists/be-very-afraid/taphephobia.html

And finally, phobophobia. I have this feeling you already have an idea what this is: phobophobia is the excessive fear of acquiring a phobia. From the Web site itself: "When there's nothing left to fear but fear itself, this word is the perfect double whammy of the Greek word for fear."

http://www.merriam-webster.com/top-ten-lists/be-very-afraid/phobophobia.html

Got to go guys, need to secure that medical certificate. Have a great week ahead.

14 March 2010

E = MC2

Nope, not Mariah's album. I was referring to Albert Einstein's formula. Did you know that today is his birthday (http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/1921/einstein-bio.html)? Well, now you know. :-) So, in honor of the great Albert Einstein, let me post here some (fun) facts about him.

1. Einstein cared little for money. He once used a $1500.00 check as a bookmark and then lost the book. (Imagine how much that check is worth now, considering inflation.) 
2. Never learned how to drive a car. (But he loved riding his bike for scientific -- and I guess environmental? -- reason.)
3. After his death, his brain was weighed and found to be 1.5 kg (2.64 lb). It is now preserved in a glass jar in Wichita, KS. (Mine would probably be 1% of that mass.)
4. Awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1921 (for his discovery of the Photoelectric Effect).
5. An element, Einsteinium, is named after him. (Hah! Beat that, Landon Carter!)
So, Happy Birthday, Dude!

PS: This is not photoshopped:

18 February 2010

Enneacontakaihenagon

Let me just document the highlight of my day: I just found out that a polygon with 1,000 sides is called "chiliagon." (To which, I asked: E aanhin ko naman ang polygon na may 1,000 sides?)

And while I am at it aready, let me share with you that a polygon with 10,000 sides is called "myriagon"; and if it has 1,000,000 sides, it's "megagon." Now, here is the awesome part: the internal angle of a regular megagon (the polygon with a million sides) is 179.99964 degrees! Whoa! Note that a straight line has 180 degrees. Can you imagine that polygon/plane figure with an almost-straight-line interior angle? Galing no?
At this point, you are probably so ecstatic with the new knowledge I have imparted to you. Who wouldn't be?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you try to write something even if the better part of you advises you otherwise.


PS: Enneacontakaihenagon is a polygon with 91 sides.

10 February 2010

Who's your president? and other funny stories

The official campaign period for the 2010 elections started yesterday. Di ba kayo nagulat? Hehehe. Some of the candidates have already exceeded the number of hours allotted to them as per the Election Code. Don't you feel so sad that you are living in a country where Constitutional Commissions like the CHR and COMELEC appear weaker than agencies like MTRCB? :-)


Also about politics and elections
  • Erap still maintains he did not commit any crime (after being "evicted" from the house and found guilty by the judicial branch);
  • Noynoy now promises he will distribute Hacienda Luisita in 5 years (after saying he has minority share and that he can do nothing about the Luisita issue)
  • Bongbong and Satur are under one ticket (saan ka pa?!)
  • Jamby was seen yesterday checking the price of egg and GG (if you did not watch the Inquirer Presidential debate, I'm sure you can't relate to this)
Ang saya ng election. And I enjoy watching it on the sidelines instead of actually going to the polling precincts! (Sue me.)

How I wish Plato's Guardians and Philosopher-Kings are real.

28 January 2010

Kampay!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!


(halata ba na tinatamad akong magsulat ng kahit ano? hehehe.)

20 January 2010

Please Be Careful with My Heart

No, this is not an early Valentine post. Hehehe. I just want to get your attention. (And I hope I did.) Here's a post that I hope you guys would read. Cerge Remonde (51) who died of cardiac arrest was reported to have many of the risk factors for heart attack or cardiac arrest.
You may also want to forward this to your loved ones.


Risk Factors for Heart Disease

Some risk factors for heart disease you can control and some you cannot. Coronary artery disease causes roughly 1.2 million heart attacks each year, and more than forty percent of those suffering from a heart attack will die. Even more worrisome, 335,000 people with heart attacks will die in an emergency department or before ever reaching the hospital. According to the American Heart Association, over 7 million Americans have suffered a heart attack in their lifetime.

What Are the Risk Factors for Heart Disease?

There are several risk factors for heart disease; some are controllable, others are not. Uncontrollable risk factors include:

1. Male sex
2. Older age
3. Family history of heart disease
4. Post-menopausal
5. Race (African Americans, American Indians, and Mexican Americans are more likely to have heart disease than Caucasians)

Still, there are many heart disease risk factors that can be controlled. By making changes in your lifestyle, you can actually reduce your risk for heart disease. Controllable risk factors include:

1. Smoking.
2. High LDL, or "bad" cholesterol and low HDL, or "good" cholesterol.
3. Uncontrolled hypertension (high blood pressure).
4. Physical inactivity.
5. Obesity (more than 20% over one's ideal body weight).
6. Uncontrolled diabetes.
7. High C-reactive protein.
8. Uncontrolled stress and anger.

What Can I Do to Lower My Risk of Heart Disease?

Making changes in your lifestyle is a proven method for reducing your risk of heart disease. While there are no guarantees that a heart-healthy lifestyle will keep heart disease away, these changes will certainly improve your health in other ways, such as improving your physical and emotional well being. Also, because some risk factors are related to others, making changes in one area can benefit other areas.

Here are some ways you can reduce your risk of heart disease.

Quit smoking. Smokers have more than twice the risk for heart attack as nonsmokers. Smoking is also the most preventable risk factor. If you smoke, quit. Better yet, never start smoking at all. Nonsmokers who are exposed to constant smoke also have an increased risk.

Improve cholesterol levels. The risk for heart disease increases as your total amount of cholesterol increases. Your total cholesterol goal should be less than 200 mg/dl; HDL, the good cholesterol, higher than 40 mg/dl in men and 50 mg/dl in women (and the higher the better); and LDL should be less than 130 mg/dl in healthy adults. For those with diabetes or multiple risk factors for heart disease, LDL goal should be less than 100 mg/dl (some experts recommend less than 70 mg/dl if you are very high risk). Interpretation and treatment of cholesterol values must be individualized, taking into account all of your risk factors for heart disease. A diet low in cholesterol and saturated and trans fat will help lower cholesterol levels and reduce your risk for heart disease. Regular exercise will also help lower "bad" cholesterol and raise "good" cholesterol. Medications are often needed to reach cholesterol goals.

Control high blood pressure. About 60 million people in the U.S. have hypertension, or high blood pressure, making it the most common heart disease risk factor. Nearly one in three adults has systolic blood pressure (the upper number) over 140, and/or diastolic blood pressure (the lower number) over 90, which is the definition of hypertension. Like cholesterol, blood pressure interpretation and treatment should be individualized, taking into account your entire risk profile. Control blood pressure through diet, exercise, weight management, and if needed, medications.

Control diabetes. If not properly controlled, diabetes can lead to significant heart damage including heart attacks and death. Control diabetes through a healthy diet, exercise, maintaining a healthy weight, and taking medications as prescribed by your doctor.

Get active. Many of us lead sedentary lives, exercising infrequently or not at all. People who don't exercise have higher rates of death and heart disease compared to people who perform even mild to moderate amounts of physical activity. Even leisure-time activities like gardening or walking can lower your risk of heart disease. Most people should exercise 30 minutes a day, at moderate intensity, on most days. More vigorous activities are associated with more benefits. Exercise should be aerobic, involving the large muscle groups. Aerobic activities include brisk walking, cycling, swimming, jumping rope, and jogging. If walking is your exercise of choice, use the pedometer goal of 10,000 steps a day. Consult your doctor before starting any exercise program.

Eat right. Eat a heart-healthy diet low in salt, saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, and refined sugars. Try to increase your intake of foods rich in vitamins and other nutrients, especially antioxidants, which have been proven to lower your risk for heart disease. Also eat plant-based foods such as fruits and vegetables, nuts, and whole grains.

Achieve and maintain a healthy weight. Excess weight puts significant strain on your heart and worsens several other heart disease risk factors such as diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol and triglycerides. Research is showing that obesity itself increases heart disease risk. By eating right and exercising, you can lose weight and reduce your risk of heart disease.

Manage stress. Poorly controlled stress and anger can lead to heart attacks and strokes. Use stress and anger management techniques to lower your risk. Learn to manage stress by practicing relaxation techniques, learning how to manage your time, setting realistic goals, and trying some new techniques such as guided imagery, massage, Tai Chi, or yoga.

http://www.webmd.com/heart-disease/risk-factors-heart-disease

What have you got to lose?

17 January 2010

And Now, Bianca King

(My previous post was about another celebrity... Maybe I should start a showbiz blog...)

I was surfing the net and landed on Bianca King's Twitter status. How? An article pointed me to Mo Twister's blog, then, to Ramon Bautista, Angel Locsin, and finally, to Bianca King. Nagulat lang ako sa status message niya:
i was lonely so i invited sum1 over that didnt reply so i ate alone then will watch a movie alone then get a massage at home and pass out...
Nangyayari din pala sa kanila yun? Hehehe. Kidding aside, I know this is so unfair (and stupid of me to say) but I thought such loneliness and being alone even if you invited someone already never happens to celebrities... on a weekend... especially if you are Bianca King!



I should give her my number so she can text me anytime. Hehehe.