01 November 2009

1, 2, 3! Say Chiz!

Chiz Escudero was interviewed last Wednesday (or was it a Thursday?) by Lazaro, and one of the questions that really made me ROFLMAO is this: "Ano po ang maisasagot ninyo sa mga nagsasabing salita lang kayo ng salita, wala naman kayong ginagawa?" Chiz's answer:
Wala ka na ngang ginagawa, hindi ka pa ba magsasalita?
Now, I am not sure if that was a good move. I think somewhere in that sentence was an admission that he really is not doing anything. Problem with Chiz is that his mouth has its own "control room" independent of his brain. Haayyzzz...

Totoo ba na putak lang ng putak si Chiz? I dunno, but some normal people would say: "Magandang gabi po sa inyong lahat. Maraming salamat po sa pagdating ninyo sa pagtitipong ito." Chiz, on the other hand, would probably phrase it this way:

Sa mga kababaihan, kalalakihan, at kabataan, sa mga taong may sariling preperensya ng kanilang sekswalidad, sa mga matatanda na pinagmumulan ng malawak na karanasan, at sa lahat ng aking kababayan, at lahat ng taong nakikinig, nais kong sabihin, iparating, at ipaunawa, mula sa kaibuturan ng aking puso at kaluluwa, ang aking madamdaming pagbati ng isang maganda, matiwasay, mapayapa, at mapagpalayang gabi sa inyong lahat.

Nasi ko pong simulan ang aking maikling talumpati sa pamamagitan ng pagsasabing... Maraming salamat po sa lahat ng taong nandito lalung-lalo sa mga kababayan kong taga Bicol na matatagpuan sa katimugang bahagi ng isla ng Luzon, ang pinakamalaking kapuluan sa Pilipinas, ang Perlas ng Silanganan, o Pearl of the Orient Seas, sa walang pag-aatubili at taso-pusong pagtungo sa gusaling nasa latitude 14° 36′ 14″ Hilaga ng Equator at longitude 121° 2′ 56″ Silangan ng Prime Meridian sa Mapa ng Maynila, na mas kilala rin sa pangalang Club Filipino, isang napakahalagang lugar sa kasaysayan ng demokrasya ng Pilipinas.

The Professional Heckler has got a copy of the original speech of Escudero. Hehehe. Happy Halloween!

(Note: The above material/intro was a slight modification of a post from user "gauss" of Peyups.com and from PH's site.)

10 comments:

witsandnuts said...

I used to like Chiz. =)

kg said...

i agree that chiz's mouth has its own control room. problem is, perhaps, he speaks before he thinks.

we always say here in the office, ano kaya kung magsama si chiz at si cristy fermin?

mordsith said...

in fairness, magaling siyang mag-Tagalog. :)

eks said...

chiz at fermin ba kamo? panalo yun! sabi nila, pag naging president daw si chiz, ang SONA, aabutin ng 1 whole day....:-D

Angeli said...

what do you think compelled senator escudero to leave his party?

eks said...

angeli... funding. he denies it vehemently but there's no other more plausible reason. it's definitely not about principles.

Rico said...

Like Wits, I used to like Chiz. Pero ngayon I know better.

Anonymous said...

sana pinanuod mo yun buong inteview o search mo sa probe tv yun transcript..re dyan, bago ka humusga, baka naman nadala ka lang nun pagka edit at yun na ang hinushagan mo.. o yun teaser lang ang napanuod mo..mukha nga kung yan lang ang nasabi mo.

ekstranghero said...

hi, anonymous. (though i really doubt if you'll visit this blog again...)

i watched the whole thing. escudero is really just that... unfortunately. also, i watched his club filipino forum... read about his lunch with other bloggers... know about his proposal to "revitalize" the BEC, to pass the students because it's already late in the semester already... my opinion of chiz:

he's a ROFLMAO-material.

onyxx said...

politicos who love the sound of their own voice? (chiz et al.) -- hay naku, what better way to ruin your day?