Sanity check*

To maintain a healthy level of sanity ( :-) ), do these:

1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "DO YOU WANT SOME FRIES TO GO WITH THAT?**"
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR MARIJUANA."
3. Order a DIET WATER whenever you go out to eat... with a serious face.
4. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO GO."
5. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, tell your friends you can't attend their party BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HEADACHE.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I WON! I WON!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of sanity:

Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask "WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM?"

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* With everything that is happening these past few days, I think we need a dose of lighter posts/jokes once in a while. :-)
** Or, you want me to tell you where to find pandora charms?